hot for yoga teacher

i had a really attractive yoga instructor today...so hot he inspired me to write the following verse, i call it "hot for yoga teacher":

your downward doggie make me wanna blow up your spot
your garurasana make me wanna tie you up in knots
namaste
are you gay?
does it matter anyway?
put your feet behind your head
i'll give it to you any day
pranayama in and out
show you what it's all about
padangustana in your face
take the bikram tantric route

put you in child's pose
crying cuz it hurt so good
padahastasana flexing like you never knew you could

turn up the heat
turn down the lights
lay on your mat
savasana's right
take off your speedo
pumped up libido
tadasana
break you like a dorito