Wednesday, February 08, 2006

boo boo is alive!



ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas (AP) -- This chicken had lips, just not her own.

A retired nurse saved her brother's chicken, Boo Boo, by administering mouth-to-beak resuscitation last week after the fowl was found floating face down in the family's pond.

Marian Morris said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but she was interested to see if she "still had it."

"I breathed into its beak, and its dadgum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm."'

She said she did not know how to find a pulse on a chicken.

Boo Boo's owners, Jackie and Becky Calhoun, put her in a large cardboard box containing a grain feeder and water. They also placed a heater nearby.

The chicken is called Boo Boo because she is easily frightened. The Calhouns thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

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in my first grade reading group, mrs. orloski asked us all what type of animal we would be if we could choose to be any animal at all. matt k. said he'd like to be a bear. chris said he'd be dog. pretty predictable responses for first graders. i of course said dolphin, the freaking gayest response EVER. poor little emily lorenzo chose a chicken. mrs. orloski burst into condescending laughter and ridiculed emily for making such a "stupid" choice. "what if someone wanted to EAT you!??", she cackled. i always felt bad for not standing up for emily's chicken morphing fantasy. a little piece of her spirit died that day in reading group. i hope that somehow, emily hears of boo boo's inspiring story and breathes the life back into her proverbial beak.

i keep hearing samba everywhere i go


*two more days till departure!

**my cubicle will not define me.

***an organic way to build your fanbase and pay for the production of your album? it's a record company's nightmare.

Monday, February 06, 2006

brasilia

essie and i are leaving for brazil on friday for about 10 days. here's everything i'm packing:

Thursday, February 02, 2006

live, from punxsutawney pennsylvania...


...at the groundhog rally "The American Physiological Society was offering experts to discuss "What Punxsutawney Phil can teach us about surviving massive blood loss, preventing muscle atrophy, and more." -AP

WTF?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

state of disparity


W, you can't have an aggressive middle-east PR program without making an aggressive change in energy protocol at home. 25% alternative energy by 2025 is not enough. we need a gasoline tax and incentives for american car companies to produce---en masse---hybrid vehicles. if there is no demand, we will not get off the sauce.

our kids have been falling behind other developed nations in math and science for years now. we're kicking out our foreign students as soon as they finish their dissertations. when they go back to india or bejing they contribute to the 12% GDP overseas. why not give them visas to help US develop new technologies HERE and give them jobs HERE, maybe give foreign masters students visas to stay and teach math/science/technology in our public schools. we are drowning in our consumerism and our kids don't know any better.