Tuesday, October 31, 2006

STFU, MF!


i actually found a non-starbucks cafe to work in today with free wifi in dallas. everything is great except for the fat ass at the table next to me who insists on humming to every motherfucking song on satellite radio. i'm going to order a large scalded milk and throw it at him so that he not only gets 3rd degree burns, but smells like goat cheese and baby puke all day.

Monday, October 30, 2006

halloween & whatnot


um. yeah. essie and i dressed up as beer wenches for a halloween party on saturday night. after the party, we went to a sing-a-long of hedwig and the angry inch at the coolidge. this is what beer, magical cigarettes, and a wig will do to you.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

"doble estanda", as they say in spanish


i love how conservatives are always quick to blast liberals and democrats as morally depraved perverts for supporting gays and other heathens. yet, conservative former rep. mark foley gets caught soliciting young boys on the internet. it seems like this administration has been plagued by a slew of sex scandals be it gay, underage, or just plain adulterous. i want to make a shirt with steph that says, "republican senators: hate gay marriage, love gay prostitutes".