i actually found a non-starbucks cafe to work in today with free wifi in dallas. everything is great except for the fat ass at the table next to me who insists on humming to every motherfucking song on satellite radio. i'm going to order a large scalded milk and throw it at him so that he not only gets 3rd degree burns, but smells like goat cheese and baby puke all day.
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