theo's back!?

ok, theo epstein, former GM of the red sox will definitely be back in 2006. although the press release didn't describe the capacity in which he'll return, he'll probably end up being a co-manager of some sort. i've always liked him. he's a local, he's young, self-made, cute...



until 2006...


theo! get yourself TOGETHER. girl, you are looking like a haggard old troll. you need to take a couple of months to detox, get your job back in check, and get a freaking chemical peel or something. do you even exfoliate anymore? at 32 you look like 48. you're turning over a new leaf in your career, please put a little effort into preserving that boyish face that we have come to love so dearly. i have some lancome spf 15 eye cream that i'll drop in a fedex for you...you'll thank me for it later.