r.e. idiot girl at work aka "gobletta" 'cuz she talks like a turkey...
it's thursday afternoon. gobletta is making proactive sales calls to brokers in her territory, trying to drum up new business in our fee-based wrap account. fee-based accounts are brokerage products where the client pays an annual fee on assets under management instead of paying a commission or transaction fee whenever they buy or sell a security.
gobletta: so, like, do you do freebase with us?
broker: isn't freebasing when you smoke/ingest a drug in it's purest form? no, i don't freebase. but i do use your fee-based platform for my client's investment allocations.
in other news, a few days ago she had to call the help desk because her headset wasn't working. she could hear people on the other end, but they couldn't hear her. the tech guy came over to her desk and looked at her headset for about 5 seconds before noticing that her mouthpiece was clogged with pink lipstick.
dude, i can't make this shit up.
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