Tuesday, November 22, 2005

gay-be-gone


"The Vatican says homosexuals who are sexually active or support "gay culture" are unwelcome in the priesthood unless they have overcome their homosexual tendencies for at least three years, according to a church document posted on the Internet by an Italian Catholic news agency." -Associated Press

right. so, three years is the magic number? three years and you're cured? by what process did the vatican arrive to the conclusion that after 3 years you become a non-practicing gay(or NPG, as it were)? did the virgin mary come up with this number? baby jesus? does the same rule apply for heterosexuals? if you don't have sex for 3 years, are you no longer a heterosexual? or is it more like your virginity growing back?

"Vatican teaching also holds that homosexuals are 'intrinsically disordered.' The church, however, says gays and lesbians should be treated with compassion and dignity."

ok. in other words, "we think you guys are a bunch of retards but we're not going whoop your asses anymore. we're just going to judge you quietly, behind your back because that's the christian way."

amen. fuck you and your white polyester gowns. what gay man wants to wear that synthetic shit anyway?

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