Saturday, December 09, 2006

i'm really gay at poker


we played "texas hold em" last night at jon & steph's. i realized how absoluely horrible i am at playing cards. i'm one of those people who needs to re-learn a game if i haven't played it in the past 24 hours. i can't really shuffle, i can't really deal, i don't really have any strategy, i always lose all of my money. i need the card game lessons to relate to things like "dance-offs" or "yoga positions", otherwise i am completely lost. i did, however, make a kick ass mix cd that we listened to and i had on that amazing hat (see jpg).

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only thing amazing about that hat is the fact that you actually think that it is worth the horrible and brutal treatment and likely death by anal electrocution (or, if not, beating to death) of the once-beautiful and sentient creature to whom that that fur once belonged, just to have some ridiculous ornament on your head. God how sad.

Anonymous said...

Oh Noes111! Kermit was anally electrocuted for your pleasure! God how sad.

Now that we've had a good laugh, there is real animal cruelty in the world, from pets to pelts. I'm all against tougher laws and enforcement against animal cruelty. At the same time I think that PETA and the Humane Society have a strong slant to a lot of their publications, including those that discuss how animals produced for fur are killed. Something to keep in mind.

Anonymous said...

When did this site become a forum for the serious discussion of animal cruelty? Listen, wankers, this is ANDALUSIAN we're talking about. I have a picture of him giving the thumbs-up while he pretends to anally rape his friend with a radish carved into the shape of a penis. *sigh* He's so special.

Now let the serious discussion about the perils of anal rape begin.