Tuesday, October 14, 2008

conservative celebrity bloat alert

i watch a lot of cnn. everyone does these days, but i really watch a fucking lot of it. it's on in the airports, the reception areas of institutions that i visit, the hotel check-in, etc. over the past few months i've noticed glenn beck, one of my least-favorite mormons, looking more and more like an overburnt virginia ham. described as an "unconventional"(?), "quick-witted"(??), this fatty needs to lay off the eucharist and start taking a dexatrim communion.

here's a before:
















and an after:


















the lord hateth fatties.

2 comments:

Jason Hosford said...

LOL! The one vice Mormons can have is eating, since they are forbidden to do anything else, and this is why Glenn Beck is getting soft in the midsection.

Anonymous said...

you say "one of my least favorite" as if there's an opposite to that ;)