i will not be defeated

my recent knee injury has left me moderately disabled and has put in a crimp in my efforts to get "hot" by summertime. instead of sitting around being depressed, i actually went to the gym and worked out with my trainer twice this week. i have an appointment tomorrow as well. i can still use free weights, barbells, and bench press. i can do shoulders, chest, biceps, triceps, and back. i will be hot this summer if it kills me. i refuse to be one of those hideous, fat, ugly crippled people trolling around the best parking spots our country has to offer. whereas they have NO value in our society, i will be fit and pretty at the beach this year, it is my duty as an american citizen. was this country built by people who can't walk? no, it was built by people who CAN. stop dragging down our great country with your bum legs, you crippled commie bastards!

as my inspiration, i recall that cold winter morning in 1990 when gloria estefan, on the last leg of a sold-out tour, broke her back in a horrific bus accident. the accident threatened her life and her career as an international pop superstar. did she settle for a life of disability payments, leaching off our welfare system? no. she got back on her feet and came back stronger than EVER! gloria, i don't know why you're swimming in your clothes but you're an inspiration to us all.

i will get back on both feet. i will break-dance again. i will step on all the lazy orthopedic patients at my clinic and laugh in their weak little faces. i will not be defeated. god bless america.