*i was hanging out with essie, steph, and jon on friday and after my 5th johnny walker i thought to myself, "i wish water tasted as good as scotch. there should be scotch flavored water. i'd drink it at the gym." is that weird?
**i think the pants i have on are shorter than usual. can your legs still grow at age 24? do you think anything else will keep growing?
***in other news, i love when reps call in because they keep screwing up their password to get into our site. all of the repcodes/passwords are case sensitive and in CAPS e.g. repcode: JSMITH password: A5SF2. people will call in to complain about their repcode not working. i'll ask if they used caps, they'll say yes and demand that i reset their password. i'll try logging in as them and it will work just fine but they insist something is wrong on their end. our websites will never lock you out and i don't have the authority to reassign passwords so i sit there and pretend i'm resetting their info. "just one moment sir...(clickitty click click)...let me... (click...browses sale items at bananarepublic.com...click)..just reset this here... (click...checks horoscope...click)...and you should be all...(click)...set. try it now". rep enters same repcode/password, "oh, it worked! wow, you've been such a great help!". "thanks sir, i aim to please". freaking morons. it's all about manipulating perception.
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