UIT/UTI

So sometimes at work I mix up these two things:
UIT =Unit Investment Trust (a tradable security)
UTI =Urinary Tract Infection
I've got to get these straight.

*rolls eyes*

in other news, the term "soul mate" makes me want to vomit.

poem du jour:
we make TV shows about shit we're scared to do//filling our living rooms with someone else's living//they say reality takes off about 10lbs//apparently TV isn't so forgiving