Tuesday, May 02, 2006

i think i have better hair days in texas


i think it's the humidity, colorado is so dry...not that i'm complaining, denver is waaaay better than the lonestar state. i saw real, live lesbians today on the street. i can't remember the last time i've seen a real lesbian during my monday-thursday excursions to the southwest. i walked around boulder tonight just for the funk of it and the boys here are rediculous. i could sit on a street corner and cat call them for days.

i've been watching too much oprah since i got this job. my last daytime appointment usually gets out around 3:30, so i make it back to the hotel with just enough time to see her recommendations on which new khakis minimize her ginormous ass. today she had terry hatcher on. i realize she just came out as a childhood abuse victim, but that bitch is so TIRED. i could stand watching her all teary eyed for an hour. vomit.

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