so last night i flew in from philly where i've been traveling on business for the last two days. the flight was delayed 2 hours which bled into the redsox game for which i had fantastic grandstand seats. in my absence, during the 2nd inning a foul ball actually ricocheted off my seat and flew up about 20 rows. i have never in my 24 years been in the direct path of a foul ball. thank you, US Airways, for sucking so badly.
speaking of sucking badly, thanks be to hairy/horny/high/drunk/retarded girl in front of us waving her arms profusely exposing the small of her back every 5 minutes. "what? exposing the small of her back? that's hot!", you may say. on the contrary, my heterosexual carnivorous friends, she had a dark brown happy trail going down to her ass. i think it was an actual animal pellet she stapled to her backside. the only logical explanation i can come up with is that she traveled a long distance from a much colder climate where it is socially acceptable for her hunter/gatherer community to allow such growth. it was nizzasty. i tried to snap a photo of it but i think the 8 glasses of beer i drank inhibited my speedy execution. i did, however, catch a shot of my fenway frank.
much love and good luck to the redsox this weekend and our furry friends everywhere.
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