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Monday, December 09, 2013

Overhead/Overheard

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"I'll have a Pepsi," he says. Who orders a Pepsi? Like, on purpose? Did Pepsi just pay you to order their soft drink on th...
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Saturday, June 23, 2012

I Got A Boob Job

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We all have issues with our bodies. The worst part about getting older is having to eat less and exercise more in order to keep in relati...
Wednesday, February 02, 2011

A Year(ish) in Food

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It's been embarassingly long since I've posted anything. I have the white person disease where you only write/create when you're...
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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Mind Your T's and Q's

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Some of my best friends are straight. Insert sarcasm. Amazingly, when you function as a productive member of society and you happen to be ga...
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Monday, April 12, 2010

How To Survive a Recession

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“As life gets longer, awful feels softer.” –Modest Mouse Today the DOW closed above 11,000 for the first time in 18 months. The S&P is a...
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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Cooking Gay: Thanksgiving Edition

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I must begin by thanking the women who have helped me pursue my love of cooking homosexually: The Gregarious Julia Child who taught me how t...
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Life in First Class

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“Would you like a drink?” I pause my i-pod and look the over-waxed, flamboyant airline steward square in the face. I enunciate slowly, “Scot...
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Sunday, August 30, 2009

A Toast To My Friends

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I wonder how long it takes to forget the fastest way to drive from the South End to Beacon Hill or the quickest way to walk from the North E...
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Friday, July 31, 2009

The Many Uses of Vodka

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According to the website Divine Caroline , there are many household uses for Vodka, other than drinking. I disagree. I don't believe one...
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I don't blame it all on you, but I don't want to be your friend

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I was baptized at this auditorium. The photo you are viewing is the Natick Assembly Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses, located in the gorgeous...
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Thunder & Lightning

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No, this is not a post about abortion. This is a post about my mother. My mother is anti-abortion. She's anti-a lot of things including ...
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Some folks like to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood

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Hop a flight to miami beach or hollywood. I'm taking a greyhound [or fung wah] on the hudson river line I'm in a new york state of m...
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

resuscitation vacation

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I want to go undersea in a diving-bell and return to the surface with ominous wonders to tell. -Tennessee Williams Essie and I went to Rio ...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My Inner Rapper

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I came up with this in the shower today, I don't know why. I've been listening to a lot of old school LL Cool J and Kanye West latel...

Ode to My Shoes

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Sometimes I forget that I'm the bomb. Life knocks me down. People get in my way. Recessions leave me feeling powerless. When I feel this...
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Monday, March 23, 2009

Fun With Chimps

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On Monday, February 16th a Connecticut woman was brutally attacked by a 200 pound domesticated Chimpanzee named Travis. The owner, 70 year o...
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