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"I'll have a Pepsi," he says. Who orders a Pepsi? Like, on purpose? Did Pepsi just pay you to order their soft drink on th...

We all have issues with our bodies. The worst part about getting older is having to eat less and exercise more in order to keep in relati...

It's been embarassingly long since I've posted anything. I have the white person disease where you only write/create when you're...

Some of my best friends are straight. Insert sarcasm. Amazingly, when you function as a productive member of society and you happen to be ga...

“As life gets longer, awful feels softer.” –Modest Mouse Today the DOW closed above 11,000 for the first time in 18 months. The S&P is a...

I must begin by thanking the women who have helped me pursue my love of cooking homosexually: The Gregarious Julia Child who taught me how t...

“Would you like a drink?” I pause my i-pod and look the over-waxed, flamboyant airline steward square in the face. I enunciate slowly, “Scot...

I wonder how long it takes to forget the fastest way to drive from the South End to Beacon Hill or the quickest way to walk from the North E...

According to the website Divine Caroline , there are many household uses for Vodka, other than drinking. I disagree. I don't believe one...

I was baptized at this auditorium. The photo you are viewing is the Natick Assembly Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses, located in the gorgeous...

No, this is not a post about abortion. This is a post about my mother. My mother is anti-abortion. She's anti-a lot of things including ...

Hop a flight to miami beach or hollywood. I'm taking a greyhound [or fung wah] on the hudson river line I'm in a new york state of m...

I want to go undersea in a diving-bell and return to the surface with ominous wonders to tell. -Tennessee Williams Essie and I went to Rio ...

I came up with this in the shower today, I don't know why. I've been listening to a lot of old school LL Cool J and Kanye West latel...

Sometimes I forget that I'm the bomb. Life knocks me down. People get in my way. Recessions leave me feeling powerless. When I feel this...

On Monday, February 16th a Connecticut woman was brutally attacked by a 200 pound domesticated Chimpanzee named Travis. The owner, 70 year o...