2 years

he's alright. i think i'll hang on to him for a little longer. or maybe forever.

dallas

work this week has been really stressful.

unsavory

ladies, pull your pants up when you're sitting at a bar...especially if you have a severe case of dumpass like this chick.

note to self:

do not jerk off with the free orange ginger body lotion at the marriott.

what's up, babs?

the other day on "the view" barbara ripped ann coulter a new one. she even called her a heartless bitch. don't fuck with barbara walters. you cannot FUCK with BARBARA WALTERS!